I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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