I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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