And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
