no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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