Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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