Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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