i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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