I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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