i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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