So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Randomize