He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Help me help you realize you are a moron
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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