Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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