Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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