This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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