Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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