Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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