So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I want to make a zoo with you.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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