the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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