So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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