Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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