Quick, to the slutcave!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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