She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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