Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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