Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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