:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Also, beer. Big fan.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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