Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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