Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
it's like heaven, but drunker
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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