Your tits are I can't wait for
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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