I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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