I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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