Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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