You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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