Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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