yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
