I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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