i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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