I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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