so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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