I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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