So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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