idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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