Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I wear drunk well.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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