absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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