Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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