I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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