Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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