Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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