he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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