shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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