i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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