time to smoke my breakfast
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
don't judge my taste in strippers
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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