I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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