just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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