There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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