I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he shaved USA in his pubs
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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