i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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